Microsoft's $44.6 billion offer to Yahoo: Join bladders, out piss Google ;)

Microsoft the tom had been pacing up and down the bark, when Yahoo the kitten (some call him Jerry (Yang) the mouse;)) shimmied up to join him.

MS - "The coyote seems to have lost control of his bladder.".

"Morning. Talking about Google, yeah, what an odd name."

"Tell me about it, these odd named oddities are a pain in my ass."

The kitten sort of stiffened, "Am.. his bladder is growing too, you were saying.."

"I knew it, rate at which his bladder is inflating augers ill for me..us. We kept fighting over trespassing on one other's piss marked territories while it was he who's been piss marking most of our territories."

"That's a bit thick."

"I thought about sending for him, but he is peeing constantly like a fountain, converts whoever I send. I've been meaning to talk to you about this offer, exclusively worked out for you, join forces I say, our synergies will help re piss mark the territories we are loosing to the big bladder." said the tom looking at the kitten in a proprietary sort of way.

"You mean be bought out to you?"

"If you say so."

"Well....let me sleep over it."

"I feel bad for your under sizes bladder, mine is bigger than yours, and I stink more than you do, I might stink shoo people in your territory to my territory. Solitude should help your sleep."

"I'm seeing already the brighter sides of joining under you. But I cant help wondering why people like him so much."

"They don't so mush as they hate us. We stink."

"How could he not be stinking yet, he's been around for a while now."

"He is going stale, people prefer stale over stinking. But if we join our bladders, together we might have enough to out piss him anyway."

"But he is better still, and we stink."

"That don't matter as long as we are not leaving him no space to pee on. Together we might reclaim what was ours, and while we are on it we might as well claim what's his."

"Like you said, you stink"

"I've never bothered exploring uncharted territories on my own, like you said he is better, I let better people work, after which I take over, I'm good at it, you just tag along.

"I'm not sure. I might join him and let him do all the peeing. He is good."

"You need solitude."

"To pee or not to pee that is the question."

"Pee we must or people might get a sniff of fresh air, that's an anathema, we cant risk it, people might get delirious. Pee we must while we are still the only three known options for them. Pee we must, together we shall out piss the new kid."

I have to say there is no ill intention behind this persiflage that came into being when we were discussing this news:)

I was ruing this worthless text as it almost spoiled the spirit of the good cartoon, I maintain the news has nothing in it as of now to merit more than one post, that is why I crammed the cartoon in here. I now think the news might not have enough to beget two posts but the cartoon could do with a post of its own, so I moved it, SheTell, I wish I could move your kind comment too, your comments, however, matter regardless of where you leave 'em :)