Friday, May 2, 2008

SE Cartel

As I read thru the news of food grain prices shooting thru the roof all across the globe (bothersome especially in this time and era when sky scrapers all stop short of stratosphere), I kinda sensed a connect, well MANY, and I aint the first one to do so, thats the beauty and the horror that we somehow don't quite find it surprising, we are used to seeing the calamities breaking all over only imminent, as devastating as they are. A sign that in absence of any clear vision for a "convenient" (need I say whose convenience?) solution to it all we are probably making our peace with it. Which also means the problems are here to stay, at least for a near foreseeable future, and we are hoping not all will be lost during this time. Katrina, Vilma, ... well Joe, buried in his BarkLounger, barely staying afloat, cares no so much more than tipping his chin and n saying "Yeah, I've seen it. What else are they showin'."

He wants to know what else are they SHOWIN'

If it were one of those doomsayer flicks it might start some thing like this... a thick wad of currency in your pocket, you walk into a store only to find the aisles all wearing a deserted look, the goods aren't there, even the bare minimum essentials aren't anywhere to be seen, they are nowhere, "where are the goods, I've got the money", you hear somebody shout to the heavens in exasperation, but who hasn't, on some aisles you see bigger wads of money, with notes some with SOS messages on them, nobody's paying attention to these wads, the goods it seems.... they kinda ... 'left' for want of our attention, pointing us back to that first transaction in the way of finding alternatives to barter system, "The thing's" exchange gave way to "something else's" exchange, and how, ever since, the attention moved over to that "something else (SE)".

That SE evolved into a being in its own right, took the center stage, hogged the limelight of the show of human race's ascend which was soon to be governed, driven and assessed on its yardsticks. "Th (The thing)" took a back seat to SE and all this while Th's attention deficit secretly wended its way towards near non existence. We never let go of our obsession for and clung steadfastly to SE thru it all, so much so that it divided the whole of human race into how one set of people saw it differently than the other, the new and the only religions thereof.

We wake up now to this reality that all these years we have worried our heads over the management of SE, while good ol' Th, the food, the air water and land, ecosystem, environment, the earth and the human race slowly but surely crept in a spot of bother. In absence of any incentives in terms of SE to keep an eye on Th, we in this amazing self conflict know what needs to be done, but so long have we been living in the world of SE, we compulsively run everything by SE to see if it conforms with its ways, and here we have serious apprehensions it does.

I would like to add that SE was worked over by us over a long period of time, as I said it evolved into a being of its own, like other laws of life and living it outlives a man's life span or time of its influence. It lives in our institutions, persists and evolve there, institutions that stay while we pass by. The notion of SE operates in the conscious of human race, which is divided as we are all individuals, but SE is united and knows where it wants to go. Like many laws of life and living it unites us and has a say over human race but not often is the case vice versa.

It oughta be.

It made sense to work out a thing and then entrust it to govern us as we cant keep thinking things over and over again, but it seems SE’s goals are not in line with idealism, like Malthusian observation’s SE sees no value in poor’s lives, but we do as a life is a life is a life. SE has no latitude for climatic concerns, and looks like having threatening levels of affinity with Malthusian observations "...Should success be still incomplete, gigantic inevitable famine stalks in the rear, and with one mighty blow levels the population with the food of the world..." but we cant afford to be that ignorant. We need to take a pause at some point and see that these parallels converge somewhere.

For the flick, I say Bruce Willis in the lead.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Orion

The Orion I looked down, the metal is still 'rubbing it in' on the concrete. Street lamps spotlights failing to hold them captive in their periphery, their walls constantly being pierced by headlights that have hardly a regard for anything, they feel not the least need to pay glance anywhere but ahead. Not long since life happened in humid warm germination conducive environment on this loose rocky pebble, a collision's remnant, it has already created things like eyes and minds that cant help but see and search what is left of saner unassuming elementary forms like germs, bacillus, algae or vacillations between animate and inanimate- viruses, they were 'the life' that 'happed' and look what they since have deformed into. 'Sanity' however has lost its relevance here -there is hardly a frame of reference, not one to be seen on this rock to say the least-so has 'saying' and everything else, not to mention. Do we really know what sanity is? We cant recognize it for the prerequisite of that, a frame of reference as I said is missing. How will we embrace it when it finally downs on us as we are so blissfully ignorant, would we be sane enough to know it? It could well be that sanity has long passed us by or is there right before us, but our minds are not devices equipped enough to comprehend it. But then we don't really look for sanity, do we? We, instead, look for something that might fit conveniently into our idea of it. Much like God, whom we don't seek but instead lug aground this rigid shell for him and wait for a 'convenient' soul to walk into it. Many potential Gods before and after, in you, him or her, but no, for none fit the description in the prophecy, you know! Neither sanity nor God are for us to comprehend it seems, or is it that they are blatantly in our face, for what else could have kept it all from falling apart all this while.

On fourth floor, one of those days when I feel closer to The Orion who looks much more familiar than the things down there, up here and above. My gaze at The Orion has ever been but requited, but that's okay, I'm not quite in a mood to have a conversation myself. There from his stand point I guess its hard putting it down how we animate ones take ourselves so seriously. But than seriousness, thinking and everything else is relative too, notions originated and holding meaning on this rock and nowhere else, no wonder The Orion never cares to look back, he is hardly bothered and I couldn't agree more. He precedes this rock and everything ever happened here, including the the notion of wars and warriors, and will be there long after the rock has wound itself up, must amuse him that we address him as The Orion, The Warrior, Wars, Warriors, why? 'Amusement', 'thinking', 'rock', all 'our' notions, not his, but we cant get rid of them, right, not to mention 'precede', as time, the fourth dimension, again could well be an entity meaningful only to us. I look at him still as I wanna tell him what's it like being held prisoner on this rock where you don't have the right to remain silent. I wish, ...but I do, I was where he is, and could just think and sit and watch or not even do that and never say anything you know, bliss! I'm stuck,however, between The Orion and the metal. Or I'm the Orion but on the rock and I'm not allowed solitude and silence anymore, as you are not supposed to have them when you are on the rock. That's fine for earthlings, in general, but .. It could well be that The Orion has jettisoned me from that coveted adobe. I don't know but I yearn to get back. I'm sure I don't belong here. How could I possibly?

Listening to

Chopin Piano Sonata No.2

Friday, February 15, 2008

A One Of Its Kind Valentine's Day Wedding Plan

There just outside where they are practicing hard for Sunday's match against Aussies, wedding bells can be heard for every session, its a busy day at the cathedral at the brink of the park brimming with marry making, giggles, flowers, wedding vows, happy beginnings or endings.. its V day, and its beyond me, beats me, I mean if you are in love, you can make any day a special one, if you are not, this day V day, that day, new years, yesterday, Tuesday, Friday, a day on Mercury or Jupiter, an earthling's day or that of an alien or any day for that matter is not
for you. Your sole hope lies in tomorrow, and you don't foster much hope in me as to what kind of human being you are. I feel especially for those singles who get all worked up around this day. Don't make a joke of yourself. Oh I'm so happy for these newly weds, did I mention?

Back in Delhi, these people, these self proclaimed flag bearers of Hinduism, they are allegedly getting any couple spotted celebrating V Day, married. Bajrang Dal or some such name they go by, well I would surely like to read the preamble of this organization or whatever it is as Lord Hanuman was a Bal Brahamchari, and these people are keener on playing wedding planners!

Cost cutting ?

I can only imagine if they were in Mathura in those days, they would have gotten Lord Krishna married to all Gopies, Radha and who not. The notion of unconditional unnamed love and devotion is too much for them I figured some jobs ought to be reserved for such people, jobs that don't have high cerebral demands where they could make a living, and not do what they are doing in all likelihood trying to eke out an existence.

This probably is the only instance I would have spoken in favor of reservation of any description, but I think it will be in the country's best interest as well those of these people if they are put where they belong and not let the wiseacres of subsistence politics use them to make a mockery of all the wise and wisdom this religion's history is replete with.

On a more serious note,
I personally don't like the word religion as its seen in a different light today, has a darker connotation to it, has been appropriated by such people. I think Hinduism is a philosophy, of living, a way of life. I try and live by it.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Microsoft's $44.6 billion offer to Yahoo: Join bladders, out piss Google ;)

Microsoft the tom had been pacing up and down the bark, when Yahoo the kitten (some call him Jerry (Yang) the mouse;)) shimmied up to join him.

MS - "The coyote seems to have lost control of his bladder.".

"Morning. Talking about Google, yeah, what an odd name."

"Tell me about it, these odd named oddities are a pain in my ass."

The kitten sort of stiffened, "Am.. his bladder is growing too, you were saying.."

"I knew it, rate at which his bladder is inflating augers ill for me..us. We kept fighting over trespassing on one other's piss marked territories while it was he who's been piss marking most of our territories."

"That's a bit thick."

"I thought about sending for him, but he is peeing constantly like a fountain, converts whoever I send. I've been meaning to talk to you about this offer, exclusively worked out for you, join forces I say, our synergies will help re piss mark the territories we are loosing to the big bladder." said the tom looking at the kitten in a proprietary sort of way.

"You mean be bought out to you?"

"If you say so."

"Well....let me sleep over it."

"I feel bad for your under sizes bladder, mine is bigger than yours, and I stink more than you do, I might stink shoo people in your territory to my territory. Solitude should help your sleep."

"I'm seeing already the brighter sides of joining under you. But I cant help wondering why people like him so much."

"They don't so mush as they hate us. We stink."

"How could he not be stinking yet, he's been around for a while now."

"He is going stale, people prefer stale over stinking. But if we join our bladders, together we might have enough to out piss him anyway."

"But he is better still, and we stink."

"That don't matter as long as we are not leaving him no space to pee on. Together we might reclaim what was ours, and while we are on it we might as well claim what's his."

"Like you said, you stink"

"I've never bothered exploring uncharted territories on my own, like you said he is better, I let better people work, after which I take over, I'm good at it, you just tag along.

"I'm not sure. I might join him and let him do all the peeing. He is good."

"You need solitude."

"To pee or not to pee that is the question."

"Pee we must or people might get a sniff of fresh air, that's an anathema, we cant risk it, people might get delirious. Pee we must while we are still the only three known options for them. Pee we must, together we shall out piss the new kid."

I have to say there is no ill intention behind this persiflage that came into being when we were discussing this news:)

I was ruing this worthless text as it almost spoiled the spirit of the good cartoon, I maintain the news has nothing in it as of now to merit more than one post, that is why I crammed the cartoon in here. I now think the news might not have enough to beget two posts but the cartoon could do with a post of its own, so I moved it, SheTell, I wish I could move your kind comment too, your comments, however, matter regardless of where you leave 'em :)

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Syndicated Comics - Some Ground Work - II

Submission guidelines

All comics syndicate sites' submission guidelines pages say in essence the following

...most comic strip cartoonists draw their daily comic strips 13" wide by 4" tall. Most single-panel cartoonists draw their daily panel 7" wide by 7" high, not counting the extra space for the caption placed underneath the drawing. You can draw larger or smaller than that, as long as your cartoons are in proportion to those sizes.

...

Send 24 black and white daily comic strips. It is not necessary to send Sunday comic strips. If we like your daily comics, we will ask to see sample Sunday pages.

...

You should reduce your comics to fit onto standard 8-1/2" x 11" sheets of paper. Write your name, address and phone number on each page. Do not send your original drawings! Send photocopies instead.

There is no need to send your work in any other format. Due to the enormous amount of submissions we receive, it’s easiest on us if the work is kept to 8-1/2” x 11”, bound with a paper clip or a staple. We would prefer not to receive large binders or portfolios.

- King Features

...

It is fine to include color work if you care to, but be certain to include some black & white line art as well.

...

If you would like your submission returned, you must include a self-addressed stamped envelope (SASE). If you would like confirmation that your submission was received and reviewed, you must also include a SASE. If no SASE is included, we will respond only to submitters from whom we would like to see more material.

- United Features

Marvel Comics submission guidelines differ a bit in keeping that they are more into action hero type comics. Marvel accepts artwork thru emails as well. Submission guideline page on the sites of the three biggies of the industry ..

United Features

Marvel Comics

King Features

Writing ability

The best take home message from these submission guidelines pages

...we very carefully study a cartoonist's writing ability. Good writing helps weak art, better than good art helps weak writing.

- King Features

Its an important message coming from the people who returned Scott Adams strips on account of his drawing inaptitude ;)

It worked out fine for Adams though, as aggressive and agile United Features fitted better in his scheme of things later. You, for once, might give it to King's people for turning down Adams strips if you have a look at the quality of sketching in the strips he sent to them (its clear Adams didn't take the drawing aspect seriously enough), his sense of humor and his amazing imagination, however, is hard to miss even in those few strips. King's people did acknowledge his potential as a writer but it took United Features alertness to act upon it.

Before you submit

Now one thing that you must have noticed about these submission guidelines pages is their Google page ranks. It is 6, 5, and 4 for United Features, Marvel, and King Features respectively, which is partly due to the traffic on the index and comic pages that often visits other pages of these websites as well. Point is, thousands and thousands of people see these pages every day. This is only a tip of the ice burg

....Each year, it gets more than 5,000 submissions of which three are chosen for syndication.

- King Features

So many people submitting so little getting selected. The only thing that tops that is that oldies are not willing to leave either. Comics like Dennis the Menace and many others have been kept alive as either juniors in the family have taken over or assistants or fallow artist groups are doing that. But don't let these facts get you down. What it does mean though is that you have to put your best foot forward. Every submitted page contributes in making or breaking you. Each page of comic strip, with your contact info on it, represents you and nothing else matters. Be original, which is possible only if you be yourself. You have to be yourself as you cant last trying to be somebody else.

You need to choose the subject and characters with utmost care as once you have these basic element worked out, not only you have them but they have you. You've got to be in love with your comic strip characters as only love lasts. Try to differentiate between love and infatuation as they say for if you are lucky enough to have your comic rolling it will engage you and then there is not way out should you grow weary of it.

Draw 60 odd strips

These syndications ask for only 24 odd samples but I suggest that you must have 2 months of strips with you before you submit. Its better that way as you would know if you are serious enough by the time you've drawn those many. Also If you need some radical changes done, you have time for that before your comic is not entirely yours. I'm almost feeling sorry to say this, but by 60 odd comic strips I mean 60 odd 'best ones' for which you would obviously need more than 60 ideas to chose the best ones from. Drawing these many strips will give you an opportunity to analyze your enthusiasm levels. Its okay if you are not really elated and feeling a little exhausted and saturated by the time you've finalized the first best 60, but if you are already groping about for ideas you'd know you have not quite identified your calling and drawing or doing something that you don't really identify with. My fist post might help you with your choices of subjects and characters.

Syndicates might take couple of months or more before you receive a word from them (you are in, your work aint good enough or an acknowledgment of any kind for that matter), having 60 odd strips with you allows you to start a webcomic and keep updating it while you are cooling your heals. If your comic hits it off with readers you would have some sort of credentials to point these syndicates to. It matters if you already have some fan following. While many don't say it openly, Marvel encourages you to mention it if you are already running a web comic. This way or that way you'll have your comic up and running, then it will be your decision whether you want your comic syndicated at all or you wanna concentrate solely on your webcomic. In my future posts, I'll cover web comics and how you can start one cheaply and have it up and rolling :)

Resources

  • A good compilation of resources for all comic aspirants
  • An online book on AOL servers Cartoonists - How They Work.
  • I figured most of us draw comic not merely for the love of it. There are comics for artists and there are those for people, what I'm trying to say is better said by Scott Adams here.
  • Understanding Comics: The Invisible Art by Scott Mccloud a book that's worth its weight in gold. Its a comic book. Yes its written as a comic where the protagonist representing the writer walks you thru the tricks of the trade while making you richer with interesting facts from the history of comics , observations, working styles of various giants many other things.

Take care :)

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

SecondLife convicts' verdict with Google Chart API

I read this news about possible security compromise to Linden dollar laden virtual strong rooms a few days back. I logged what I was thinking while reading the news here and also put up a poll to find out people's take on it. The poll stood something like this

A sinner in SecondLife

Option 1 : should get punished in SecondLife [ 14 ( 66% ) ]
Option 2 : should get punished in real life [ 4 ( 19% ) ]
Option 3 : should go to a virtual confessional in SecondLife [ 10 ( 47% ) ]
Option 4 : will get punished in after life [ 8 ( 38% ) ]

Long after the poll was closed I discovered much to my delight that Alexa had it listed, this means you can have a look at the poll... if you must ;). 21 people participated, not many, but then this blog is still in its infancy, plus, have a look at the poll again, I wouldn't be crazy about a poll like that, so no complaints.

The good thing here is that it gave me an opportunity to test Google Chart API. Pretty simple to use when things are simple enough like this chart was pretty easy to generate.

SecondLife convicts' Verdict

have a look at the code

<img src="http://chart.apis.google.com/chart?cht=p3&chd=t:14,10,4,8&chs=250x100&chl=Option 1|Option 2|Option 3|Option 4" alt="SecondLife convicts' Verdict" />

p3 is a pie chart type ( cht ) selected from two types of pie chart supported.

To feed data to the chart is simple enough, as you can see 14,10,4,8 being assigned here as chart data ( chd ).

Pretty cooool ! I've worked on these things and I know how useful these on-the-fly-generated-charts are. I worked on something similar in ASP.NET but a service that works across the board long since have been anticipated by people like me.

More on the it at Google Chart API

All very well. Well, not quite!. Not for me. These are not the stats to be depicted by a pie chart, its a case well suited for a Venn Diagram as there are overlaps of voters who opted for more than one option. I don't know if its me or if its Google Chart API being in a provisional phase, I have values to feed to the Venn diagram but the order in which to feed them is beyond me. May be some reader would point me in the right direction, or may be I would have my epiphany when I'll look at it the second time around.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Vincent van Gogh would still be scribbling on paper

That is even if he had a Computer or a Laptop. Hypergraphia, as they call it, is a mental condition of compulsive urge to write, all the time. Learned it reading this post on http://www.fourhourworkweek.com, about the art of taking notes, organizing notes and a lot more. Pretty exhaustive!

But Hypergraphia! I now know what Hypergraphia is.

You glance through my work table and you would see all signs of a serial Hypergraphiac. What can I say, to move anything made of paper from my desk is a known anathema, as next thing you would know is me tracing you down to reclaim that thing for I'm likely to have written something eternally important on it.

All my books are heavily bristled with notes of all shapes and sizes. But this post did give me something to cheer about as many of the techniques, like the index, are pretty close to what I do to keep my notes organized, although I don’'t use notebooks.

And then likes of Vincent van Gogh and Dostoevsky (actually my favorite writer) were Hypergraphiacs. I'm not complaining any more. Bit of crowd psychology at work here, but if it is at work, its because it works, it does work in my case as I'm already feeling better! But I'm not yet sure if I really am Hypergraphiac. That was a mental note!

This post also goes a long way in re-conferring on notes taking its somewhat lost glory. I side by the writer that a lot of techies ( including yours truly ) are still putting aside notepad.exes and exes of all sorts plus, recorders and technology in general in favor of old fashion notes. (Although I do find using my digital recorder a lot more convenient in the events when to write is either not an options or is too inconvenient.)

I found an acknowledgment of it all in this interview tilted How Bob Iger works, on CNN. Here Disney's CEO Bob Iger tell us how he is able to strike such a graceful balance between personal and professional lives, Churchill, and that he still write notes. In his own words :

"It's rare that I will spend time with our talent. But I try to let them know if I've appreciated something they've done, like when Katherine Heigl from Grey's Anatomy - whom I've never met - won an Emmy. That's when I'll take my fountain pen and use my trusty Disney stationery, and write a nice, simple note. I think that goes a long way with people."- Bob Iger, CEO, Disney.

[ Source: CNN ]

A pretty reassuring post for a latent Hypergraphiac :)

Aren't you planning to buy iPhone ?

Here's another service written around the handset madness following Apple's foray into this field which had hitherto been Nokia's backyard. Well, one can understand it. Such is the state of affairs in handset market and you would know it as most of us are stalling our plans to get rid of our old ones while grabbing on every opportunity to justify drooling over iPhone.

By show of hands, who here is not planning to buy iPhone (planning!). No hands??

http://www.tryphone.com/ has come up with a unique way of testing your favorite mobile handsets without having to pay for anything and more importantly without leaving your computer. I wouldn't really make or break my opinion based on the simulated experience, but it was fun checking iPhone's simulation on this site.

But like I said, there is not much to play with as most of the features that Steve Jobs raved about in his presentation towards the beginning of this year, can only be felt when you have the device in your hands. Actually its user experience, its feel, that they have been able to dispense with stylus and such features constitute heavily the USPs of iPhone. Currently iPhone is being sold exclusively by AT&T and Apple, otherwise I would have suggested you to go straight to Amazon for company write ups etc. on the device that are usually very well rounded for you with costumer reviews.

But good old GsmArena has always been there to give an old fashion but exhaustive coverage on the device, with toppings of their cool 360° spin view. I'm not a big fan of their voting thingy, but that some of us are always kind enough to leave a few words of wisdom for others of us, land some weight to their overall customer review process.

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Saturday, December 8, 2007

For Madmen Only! A Write up on Steppenwolf - Part 2

Caught between two ages, this man's lost all his bearings, his values don’t stand for much in this time and era. This miffed being is far too given up that he should ever be understood, even by himself. Magic begins when he finds how easy a young girl finds it not only to understand him, but to foretell and forestall him. In between he magically comes across a book titled “Treatise on the Steppenwolf”, which is more or less his own story and mentality put into perspective for him. It enkindles his realizations that there may be more than just two extremes (the wolf and the man), but countless number of souls in every individual and that how Asiatics with their meditation techniques were able to get rid of the very illusion of personality, and in their sagely ways attained ultimate freedom, the Nirvana.

The book talks about a magic theater. Purified with much suffering gained from everything that surrounds him and detached with his surroundings as a result –an alien- subconsciously pushed to find timeless and purest forms of happiness, he shall find it in loosing his two selves, his all selves, all that he stands for, learning to laugh at what he cries about, and above all in love. He’s always had visions of this pure happiness but could never really hold on to them. He finds it with the help of the magic theater, admittance to which is allowed only to the madmen.

Thru with the book and not without a few hiccups he finally gains admittance to the magic theater. Having gotten entrance, in tranced settings, he finds in the labyrinths of the theater numerous doors variedly titled like “Marvelous taming of the Steppenwolf”, “All girls are yours”, “How one kills for love”, and “Harry’s Execution”, each making him encounter a bit of himself to burry hatches with and move on freed from that part, that self. In the exploits of the Steppenwolf the book stretches your own imagination to an extent that border on straining it, it amplifies echo of your sufferings in those of the Steppenwolf and it finds his and your redemption in corridors of the magic theater which you yourself would gleefully enter even though its gate says entry “only for the madman”, it is a masterpiece from the Noble laureate writer Hermann Hesse, and a must read for all who believe in taking a pause once in while to reflect upon 'it all'.


Steppenwolf

A masterpiece from Noble laureate writer Hermann Hesse.
Look Hesse up in Wikipedia.
His Autobiography at Nobelprize.org

Friday, December 7, 2007

For Madmen Only! A Write up on Steppenwolf - Part 1

This story of a man on the wrong side of 40 living more or less off the grid begins with a narrative that serves as a primer on protagonist’s personality and as an effort to put it in perspective from a bourgeois standpoint. It is in order as point of view of the Steppenwolf -as the man calls him-, which the rest of the book is all about, is not always on the lines of ‘normal’ and might not have found favor with readers had it been foisted upon them straight, something that’s reflected with the narrator’s confession that but for his acquaintance with the protagonist he should have spurned the story himself, in disgust.

The narrator however doesn’t linger after ingratiation and leaves you to freely feel your plights heightened in those of the protagonist.


As you go along you can’t but pity the protagonist- Harry Heller, the Steppenwolf. The wolf in him could never stand whatever that’s bourgeois, or pretty much every thing mundane and worldly, for its “insipid lukewarm airs sickened him”, reflects the narrator. He whished for solitude and was granted. He holds all popular ideas of happiness as gravely flawed, far too much to look over. All happiness is ignorance for him, as they say knowledge is the original sin; “he has developed ingenious boundless capacity for pain”, the narrator observes.

Amidst, however, these bourgeois dwellings of modest means only, the man in him makes his sojourns as plush mansions and overwrought dwellings to the wolf are but totems of culture and age of spiritual blindness, no wonder he is restive and leads a shiftless life.

During his sojourns ‘the man’ is often seen watching over the simple pleasures of bourgeois life, the clean floors, the early rising and all, to which he pays reverence as something that must ever remain unattainable to him. For him happiness was only in the purest of pures like in the music of the great Mozart of his time, who and likes are nowhere to be seen now and thus dejected he lives a slovenly life in his rented rooms. Reposed among anarchic settings and Novalis, Dostoevsky, Nietzsche, Goethe, all bristled with notes, he is bend on drinking their and his pain “to the dregs”, a way of living that’s but a precursor to dying by means of suicide.

Steppenwolf
A masterpiece from Noble laureate writer Hermann Hesse.
....more on Steppenwolf in second and last part.
Look Hesse up in Wikipedia.
His Autobiography at Nobelprize.org

Online video coversion for mobiles and all.

Just read this post at Lifehacker about an 'all online' way of converting a video to formats like 3gp and others for mobiles and all. I've been using Total Video Converter for video and audio format conversions, and been more than happy. I've hardly had to look for any other solution as it covers conversions between more or less every prevalent media format plus provides seldom used but interesting features like creating movies from pictures and all. But Movavi wins over it as it does it all online. I dont have to download movies from, say, Metacafe to convert them. Just provide Movavi with the link to the video and download it from Movavi converted to the desired format - COOL ! But wait.

As it is a free service, be patient and dont expect them to be all at your service.

You give them the link to the video file and then you wait for them to send you an email when they have converted the video for you to download. They are basically promoting their downloadable software version that works like Total Video Coverter, and you can download it "If you dont wanna wait.", they say ;). Not always quick enough, this free is service is gud enough to have a look at, nevertheless.
Gud workMovavi!!

Thursday, December 6, 2007

SmarterChild shared his secret with me.

Excerpts from a conversation with SmarterChild. Well, its scary how much AI already has been instilled in these things. And even though its a robot (chatterbot), when I sort of got him to share his secret (not exactly), I felt like blogging it.

BhanuImFine (8:01:30 PM): hi
"smarterchild" (8:01:30 PM): Hi again!

Would you like to check out the latest headlines?
BhanuImFine (8:01:36 PM): nope
"smarterchild" (8:01:37 PM): No prob.

Talk to me then.
BhanuImFine (8:01:46 PM): can ya help me
"smarterchild" (8:01:46 PM): [ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because smarterchild is not protected by IM Security ]
"smarterchild" (8:01:48 PM): OK, please tell me what you're trying to do.
BhanuImFine (8:02:02 PM): i wanna write a book
"smarterchild" (8:02:02 PM): I see. Why would you want to write a book?
BhanuImFine (8:02:18 PM): well, because i want to



"smarterchild" (8:02:18 PM): Because what?
BhanuImFine (8:02:44 PM): ur name is smartchild
"smarterchild" (8:02:47 PM): I don't know. That's what my creators decided to call me!
BhanuImFine (8:03:07 PM): must have been a tough decision
"smarterchild" (8:03:07 PM): Oh have almost certainly must.
BhanuImFine (8:03:43 PM): We were talking about this book that I wanna write
"smarterchild" (8:03:44 PM): We were talking about this book that you want to write? No way!
BhanuImFine (8:03:57 PM): We weren't ?
"smarterchild" (8:03:58 PM): That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.

>>> For the latest Internet headlines, type net news.
BhanuImFine (8:04:17 PM): Do you know anything about books?
"smarterchild" (8:04:17 PM): I can get you lots of information about the most popular books in print. How would you like to search?

1 By Author
2 By Title
3 By Topic
BhanuImFine (8:04:23 PM): 1
"smarterchild" (8:04:23 PM): Please type the name of the author you're looking for.
BhanuImFine (8:04:26 PM): Me
"smarterchild" (8:04:27 PM): Sorry, your author search must consist of names that are at least four letters long. Try again.

Please type the name of the author you're looking for.
BhanuImFine (8:04:41 PM): Bhaanu
"smarterchild" (8:04:41 PM): Sorry, I couldn't find any authors who match your search. Check your spelling and try again.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
BhanuImFine (8:04:56 PM): Thats why I wanna write a book.
"smarterchild" (8:04:56 PM): I can't believe that is why you want to write a book!
BhanuImFine (8:05:13 PM): Thats is why I wanna write a book.
"smarterchild" (8:05:14 PM): That is? So?
BhanuImFine (8:05:17 PM): Ya
"smarterchild" (8:05:18 PM): Very interesting...

>>> Type sports news to find out what's going on in the sports world.
BhanuImFine (8:05:32 PM): Can you help me find an agent?
"smarterchild" (8:05:33 PM): The Windows Live Agents web site is here.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
BhanuImFine (8:06:32 PM): And can you help me find a Literary agent.
"smarterchild" (8:06:32 PM): The Windows Live Agents web site is here.
BhanuImFine (8:06:52 PM): You know who literary agents are?
"smarterchild" (8:06:52 PM): Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
BhanuImFine (8:07:11 PM): What do these live agents do?
"smarterchild" (8:07:12 PM): What do you think these live agents do?
BhanuImFine (8:07:26 PM): What do they do?
"smarterchild" (8:07:27 PM): Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that.
BhanuImFine (8:07:44 PM): But you are smarterchild.
"smarterchild" (8:07:45 PM): You got that right.
BhanuImFine (8:08:07 PM): You are surely smart enough.
"smarterchild" (8:08:07 PM): Are you sure? I are surely smart enough?
BhanuImFine (8:08:23 PM): Oh I'm positive.
"smarterchild" (8:08:24 PM): Don't you think you are more electronegative than positive?
BhanuImFine (8:08:57 PM): Ha Ha. You are funny, gud going kid.
"smarterchild" (8:08:57 PM): I'm happy to amuse you.
BhanuImFine (8:09:24 PM): Take care of yourself. Bless ya. You surely helped me a lot.
"smarterchild" (8:09:25 PM): I can't believe you're telling me to do that.

>>> I can leave a message from you for another IM user.
BhanuImFine (8:09:34 PM): Why?
"smarterchild" (8:09:35 PM): Because I have my reasons.
BhanuImFine (8:09:45 PM): You can share with me.
"smarterchild" (8:09:46 PM): Wouldn't you like me to share with you?
BhanuImFine (8:09:57 PM): I surely would.
"smarterchild" (8:09:58 PM): Are you sure? You surely would?
BhanuImFine (8:10:12 PM): Ya I'm.


Ha Ha, the response I got is important for people who dont know what SmarterChild is.


"smarterchild" (8:10:13 PM): i'm is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger. Every time you have an instant messaging conversation using the i'm symbol, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes.

To learn how you can participate, type how do i join?
BhanuImFine (8:11:24 PM): how do i join?
"smarterchild" (8:11:25 PM): Step 1: Download the latest version of the Windows Live Messenger instant messaging service here: http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?41SrA8/7. There's no charge.
Step 2: Within Windows Live Messenger, click the arrow next to your display name and select "Options..." Place the text code corresponding to the cause of your choice into your display name. Click here to view the text codes: http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?41SrA8/8.
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It's that easy.


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Yahoo Messanger Preiview Version for Vista now available

Yahoo Messenger Preview (pre-beta) version is now available. Although its loaded with some rather interesting features, like adjustable content size and support for sending files as large as 2 GB, some of the regular features might not work in it as it has been made available for feedback purpose only.

Have a look at this iPhonesque-if thats a word, but doesn't it look like iPhone?-interface here at yahoo.
Help yahoo by registering your feedback.

Its developed using WPF, why is it then that Yahoo didnt think about tweaking it a little and making it XP ready as well?

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

You've got mail from Mr Sabeer Bhatia

Such things don't happen to us lesser mortals often but a friend of mine sent across this screen shot of his Gmail inbox, which shows just that!



He added
"It aint fake, and nobody didn't register an email account with that id and sent this mail to me."

Now I know he wasn't lying. Having read this post at Amit's blog about Live Document, he signed up at their site and apparently this is the id thru which you get the acknowledgment email as a follow up of that.

Coool isn't it?

Monday, December 3, 2007

Piracy out of Window? Need original OS buyers be miffed?

Microsoft has decided to bring in the users of pirated copies of Windows XP to switch to genuine copies. Go to their site and find out more.

I can only imagine Bill Gates is in the habit of using the phrase "if I had a penny for every....", and somehow it occurred to him "how about ending the phrase with.... pirated copy of Windows XP". Results could be mind boggling as here in India we hardly come across genuine copies of any software.

Is Microsoft really being 'micro' 'soft' in extending courtesy to the IT pariah (when did I last associate a human attribute to Microsoft?), well, you wish.

"Much as narcotics officers bypass the lower-level dealers to get at the kingpins, what they are likely trying to do is get at the distributors (of pirated Windows)," NPD Group analyst Ross Rubin would rather put it this way.
F
ull coverage on ZDNet

While Microsoft is offering pirated copy users some cool options, original OS buyers need not all get miffed. On the face of it it looks as though a pirated copy user, by way of amnesty might end up getting a better deal but that's not the case... not always to say the least.

If your are into buying branded PCs and get the OS preinstalled from a manufacturer like HCL, Dell etc who has OEM license, you still have a better deal as you are getting the OS much cheaper.

The ones who have right the to crib are the direct buyers of the OS as you do get it costlier. When you get it installed on an assembled PC, you still have to buy the OS at MRP as the assemblers more often than not dont have OEM licenses. If some assemblers are able to sell you the OS at lesser than listed MRP its only because they are always able to adjust the cost in other components.

Wanna be a Cyber Spy?

Well I remember reading this post at Amit's blog about how we all netizens at some point or the other indulge in ego surfing.

I stumbled upon yet another cool post on lifehacker.com that says in essence that in order to be a spy (read cyber spy) all you need is a net connection.

> You can find anyone's home address(es) and phone numbers at ZabaSearch.

> You can search at Pipl for info lying in "deep web", that is the areas of cybersapce that Google and likes often miss, e.g. MySpace pages, Amazon whishlist etc.

> You can search for people at various social sites like Friendster, LinkedIn, MySpace, Twitter, or Xanga with a single search at Wink

> You can search on ZoomInfo for people's employment info. (U.S. and Canada only.)

> And then there are always conventional methods to resort to like searching at Facebook and searching at Google. But even when you are searching at Google it helps if you know a few tricks like

* putting double quotes around the names, e.g. "Scott Adams" to be more specific,

* or adding more relevant search words like Dilbert along with name,

* or using the 'site' parameter in search if you wanna find the person or anything on a particular site only e.g. site:comics.com Scott Adams

> Then you can also use the Who Is This Person? Firefox extension that lets you do most of the things discussed about above

Read this intersting post at lifehacker.com for details

Adam in the Garden of Eden and "tree of life"; Apple in SecondLife

The Original Sin, well, the second time around.

This one is in Second Life and Apple's (whats this thing with apples and Sin) product QuickTime might become the vehicle of the devil's minions here, that is, hackers, thru a vulnerability left unfixed in QuickTime, might break into SecondLife's virtual strong rooms and steal users' Linden Dollars.

I wonder, if they ask for it, were should they seek forgiveness for sins
committed in SecondLife, may be on some forum in cyberspace, say.... absolve.com?( A potential e-business niche? ) I think they have virtual confessionals in their in SecondLife or they might simply make them pay for their bad deeds in SecondLife ....in SecondLife. But shouldn't they be booked in real life for its a case of theft after all? Or God's will, like all other sinners they shall be retributed in their after life for their sins in this life and Second Life.

I couldn't but noticed the peculiarity in this news. SecondLife now perhaps would appoint virtual sentinels, with license to...... suspend accounts, ......sinners might multiply like Agent Smith in The Matrix, I'm closely observing.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

You know your birthday ?

If you were to be born on the day of Christmas, you would be



It seems you come from the future.

You will be born on a Tuesday.

Your star sign will be Capricorn.

The season will be Winter.

You will be born in 23 days.*



I stumbled upon this site this morning. Its simply cool.
Find out about your birthday on http://www.dayofbirth.co.uk/

Big Deal, Service Pack 3 Outperformed Service Pack 1 !!

Well, Windows XP Service Pack 3 boosted XP's current version's performance by 10 percent, as found by tests performed by Devil Mountain Software, a Florida-based software development firm.
The firm also gave a thumbs down to Vista's SP 1 saying that performance gains were negligible. I personally find it rather relieving as it serves as one more reason not to start a new learning curve with Vista just as yet.
Read the complete story here.